Two days ago I got this weird tickle in my throat, then suddenly I couldn't quit coughing for about ten minutes, then the same thing happened again later that night. Then, yesterday and today, my throat has hurt SO BAD I can barely swallow. My glands are so swollen! It feels like I got choked. Scary, because I have no other symptoms. I kind of feel like barfing but that's probably because I just ate a bunch of gummy pigs. I probably have throat cancer. THANKS FRIENDS WHO SMOKE for being a bad influence (okay, not really).
Also, before I forget, BETH: quit laughing at that picture of me eating Wheat Thins, YEAH OKAY it's a clever caption but I'm gonna punch you! I guess not really, I miss you too much to punch you. You're still a dardo, though.
I have a bad habit of writing really stupid, rambling blog entries and then deleting them because I realize they're totally uninteresting, even to me. Instead, here is a tentative schedule of parties I want to throw:
-Houswarming party when I get my new apartment in a couple of weeks.
-Going-Away party for Beth, where hopefully we will be able to convince her to stay.
-Fall party! I kind of want to have a party for the changing of the seasons, back to school, people moving away transition. I think this sounds fun, probably no one else does because everyone is lame.
-Halloween! I don't know if anyone wants to have an actual party or just go out, either would be fun, though I can't decide what to be (I want to be something creepy but I don't think I can outdo my Buffalo Bill costume from last year, unless maybe I dressed as a pedophile or something, which might be too inappropriate, I dunno).
-As I was falling asleep the other night I thought about how funny it would be to have a party where Cait Sith was the guest of honor and had to wear a little hat, but she would probably just be a bitch and hide the whole time or try to take off her hat because she's a total poor-sport. Anyway as I'm typing it I realize how insane that sounds. I have a tendency to think the DUMBEST SHIT as I'm falling asleep, like how fun it would be to ride around on a giant ant (it actually probably would be).
THAT IS ALL.